Nearly a week after he was relieved of his coaching duties, The Cowboys’ former master and commander was seen tearfully uploading his resume to Indeed; a popular job-searching site for motivated professionals who have what it takes to be successful.
Early reports indicate that the fast-clapping ginger’s job search has been fruitless. Garrett’s Wife, Brill, took time to speak with reporters while heating up pizza rolls for her freshly unemployed husband.
“It’s not going well.” She murmured, “I mean, all these jobs are looking for people who are self-motivated, inspiring, and reliable… I love him to death but that just isn’t my husband.”
