Houston, we have a problem. Mike Leach will not coach Washington State on Friday night in their HIGHLY anticipated matchup against the Houston Cougars.
Sources close to Leach say the combination of Friday the 13th and a full moon caused him to transform into a werewolf. Once the sun went down, Leach reportedly ripped off his XXXL hoodie, broke through a window and ran straight into the woods. His current whereabouts are unknown.
“We weren’t surprised or caught off guard. This happened last time there was a full moon on Friday the 13th, so we’ve been preparing for it all week,”
Washington State QB Anthony Gordon stated. “But the people in the greater Houston area should probably stay inside tonight.”
As of now, it’s unsure how long Leach will remain a wolf-man, but players and coaches are hopeful he will be ready for next week’s matchup against UCLA. This is the scariest thing to happen to the city of Houston since the Russell Westbrook trade.
