We tried our best, but nothing is more entertaining than what Antonio Brown actually did these past two months. Here's a complete list for you:
1. Forgot to wear sandals in treatment and suffered from frostbite while inside a cryotherapy machine.
2. Arrived to training camp in a hot air balloon.
3. Threatened to quit football after being told he couldn’t wear his old helmet.
4. Called the Raiders GM a cracker and tried to fight him.
5. Put out an Instagram post asking for release and had nearly $30M in guarantees voided.
6. Spoke to Social Media Consultants to speed up Raiders release.
7. Cut by Raiders. Posted Instagram video to celebrate.
8. Wouldn't play for Patriots unless Tom Brady would kiss him on the mouth.
9. Signed with Patriots.
10. Accused of sexual assault by former trainer.
11. Pittsburgh doctor claimed Brown repeatedly 'farted' in his face. Still owes him $11,500.
12. Allegedly owes $2K for aquarium filled with dead piranhas.
13. Played for Patriots despite allegation and balled out.
14. Dropped By Nike.
15. Lost Endorsement deal with Helmet Company.
16. Threatened a second woman accusing him of a separate sexual misconduct via text message.
17. Cut by Patriots.
18. Went on a Twitter rant calling out Shannon Sharpe, Robert Kraft, and former teammate Ben Roethlisberger for not receiving the same punishments as him from the NFL when dealing with similar accusations in the past. The tweets have since been deleted.
19. Trashes NFL. Says he won't play in the league again.
There’s only so much that can happen now. Shit is just getting weird. We’ll be patiently waiting for AB to be in the 'headlines' again.
